American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 313: “The Seven Wonders”

I am so glad that this shitty season of American Horror Story is over so that I can focus my attentions on the shitty season of The Walking Dead. I have nothing to look forward to in the world of television other than 90 Day Fiance, which never lets me down and always has a better plot than Coven. Continue reading “American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 313: “The Seven Wonders””

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American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 312: “Go to Hell”

With only one episode left in Season 3, I thought that perhaps the writers of American Horror Story: Coven might feel compelled to try wrapping up some of the holes in the plot. Granted, with all of the damage that has been done to this season, this task would certainly take more than one episode. I still thought they might give it a shot. When will I learn? Murphy has never adequately wrapped up a season of American Horror Story, and I don’t know why I thought he would start now. Continue reading “American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 312: “Go to Hell””

American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 310: “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks”

First off, I would like to apologize for the notable absence of a review for episode 309; try as I might, I had absolutely nothing to say about that episode. It was all just very mehh. I could actually say the same for “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks,” but “mehh” just doesn’t adequately capture my feelings towards this episode. Continue reading “American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 310: “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks””

American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 305: “Burn, Witch, Burn!”

I’ve come to expect a certain level of cheesiness from Coven. I’m still annoyed by the painful one-liners (“She done mess with the wrong witch” being perhaps the most repellant thus far), but I can tolerate them. What I cannot tolerate from this show, however, is predictability, and “Burn, Witch, Burn!” contains some surprisingly clichéd moments. Continue reading “American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 305: “Burn, Witch, Burn!””

American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 303: “The Replacements”

“The Replacements” has some seriously icky moments. Really. Icky. That being said, the more disturbing elements are vital to this season’s consistent emphasis on life, death, and everything in between. Continue reading “American Horror Story: Coven, Episode 303: “The Replacements””